Welcome to the Freakazoid Episode Guide, also known as the F.R.E.A.K.A.Z.E.T.T.E. (Freakazoid Realm Encapsulating A Kewl And Zen Thumbnail Text Entity)
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This list provides episode numbers, credited animation studios (in brackets next to the ep numbers), original airdates, contents, timings, writers and directors (where they're known), summaries, gag credits and a transcription of each end tag.
Timings are given after the title and credits; if there is a commercial break within a segment, the number of commercial breaks is indicated in funny squiggly brackets: {}. So an entry like 59:56 {37} would mean that the (hypothetical, thank gosh) episode in question is 59 minutes 56 seconds long and takes time out for 37 breaks.
Writers are identified by a "W," directors by a "D." A story-only credit (WHAT story?) can be found next to a good ol' "S."
The segments with title cards are in quotation marks; segment summaries are indented.
Six different animation studios have worked on "Freakazoid!" They are:
Animal House Dong Yang Animation Co., Ltd. Koko Enterprise Co., Ltd. Seoul Movie Co., Ltd. Studio Junio Tama Production Co., Ltd.
Most segments on the show have been animated by two or more studios working jointly; this is indicated by a slash. Example: In episode # 7, the first short was animated by Animal House and the second by Koko, Dong Yang and Seoul, so the listing reads: Animal House, Koko/Dong Yang/Seoul.
The chimpanzee in the main title has a varied range of activities. There are four different chimp cameos used at various times, and they are indicated as follows: "Leaping" (Shot of chimp jumping in the air), "Hat" (Throwing away a snazzy-looking piece of headgear), "Dancing" (Chimp apparently trying to revive the boogie-woogie), and "Animated" (Two cartoon simians pop up and join our hero). Other variations: Sometimes the shot of Freakazoid in a cage ("Freakazoo!") is replaced by a box containing a kazoo that sells for $0.00 ("Free kazoo!), the main title of episode # 7 has a subliminal Emmittt Nervend appearance, and in episode # 1 the sound of clapping hands is dubbed into the second half of the theme song. Get it? Got it? Good.
Episodes are listed in numerical, not airing order. The listing of the 24 regular episodes comes first, followed by the compilation episodes made up of previously-shown material (although some of them include new filler segments or end tags). Animation studios, summaries and timings are not provided for compilation episodes.
A big thankeroonie to: Sean Carolan, Paul Rugg, Kane Leung, Terry Wilson, Barbara Thomas, Brett Middleton, Chris Kalisiak, Ron "Keeper" O'Dell, Constance Cochran, and Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman.
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# 1 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 9/9/95
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Five Day Forecast (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:36
Freakazoid offers a highly dramatic weather report.
Main Title: Leaping, Clapping
"Dance of Doom" (W:John P. McCann, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen) - 12:12 {1}
When Cave Guy takes high school students hostage at a Daylight Savings
Time dance, only one hero can stop him. But that hero is on another
network, so Freakazoid must do the job instead.
Freakazoid and Friends (W:Tom Ruegger) - 1:10
An alternate Freakazoid theme song, sung to a familiar-sounding tune.
"Handman" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Jack Heiter) - 5:32
Freakazoid and his new sidekick form an unbeatable team until Handman
heeds the call of matrimony.
Weird Guy FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend SIX TIMES IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: Mmph! Wake up your folks and tell 'em you're hungry. Go!
# 2 (Koko/Seoul) - 9/16/95
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Main Title: Animated
"Candle Jack" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds) - 9:29
At Camp Wennamigonnagohome, counsellor Steff and her horror-loving charges
are menaced by a spooky bogeyman-guy with the power to capture anyone
who says his name out loud. Can Freakazoid save them? Will Sinbad get
another TV show? Will Agarn wear a dress? This cartoon is notable for
being the first-ever network production in SCREAM-O-VISION.
Toby Danger Introduction (W:Tom Minton) - 0:48
"Doomsday Bet" (W:Tom Minton, D:Eric Radomski) - 7:42
Toby Danger (absolutely no resemblance to Jonny Quest, no really, we
swear) and his cohorts face the ultimate peril when the evil Dr. Sin
steals the world's largest semiconductor. Aieeeee!
"The Lobe" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Scott Jeralds) - 1:37
The Lobe and a hypnotized Steff prepare to lobotomize our favorite
blue boy.
Our Mascot FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend ONCE IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: We're very proud of that...
# 3 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 9/23/95
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Opening (W:Tom Ruegger) - 2:40
Various international celebrities congratulate Freakazoid for saving
the entire free world yet again.
Main Title: Dancing
Mo-Ron (W:Tom Ruegger) - 3:18
A corpulent green alien arrives on earth with an important message
for all mankind. If only he could remember what it is.
Lord Bravery Introduction: 0:37
"Sewer Rescue" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Dan Riba) - 4:40
The superhero business doesn't seem to be paying off for Lord Bravery,
and even his first big break--rescuing a man who's fallen down a hole--
turns out to be less heroic than he'd anticipated.
The Big Question (W:Tom Ruegger) - 2:46
After a brief interruption for some Freaky news commentary, still more
aliens ankle our home planet, hoping to learn the answer to a vital
question that concerns the entire universe.
A Musical Interlude--Chopsticks (W: Tom Ruegger) - 0:31
"The Legends Who Lunch" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Dan Riba) - 1:59
Candid mealtime conversations with septegenarian superheros, highlighted
by Krimson Kvetch's tale of his encounter with the Brown Fog.
Finale (W:Tom Ruegger) - 2:13
Mo-Ron finally remembers the message.
Royal Caribbean Cruise Line Commercial Parody (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:39
Mr. Personality FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend FOUR TIMES IN THIS EPISODE
"Aunt Eater," "Lady Vericose," "The Mighty Avarian," "Captain Sharpei,"
"The Stygmatist,""Frost Heaves," "Sergeant Scurvy," and "Krimson Kvetch"
appear courtesy of "Freakazoid! Comics.""Freakazoid! Comic" characters,
the "F!" and all other indicia and logos may not be duplicated, drawn
or talked about without prior written consent of "Freakazoid! Comics,"
a subsidiary of Time-Warner. Failure to abide by these restrictions
will bring swift and appropriate action by what will soon be the
world's largest communications company. We're so big we could make
your cable go out if we wanted, or print hurtful lies about you in
"Time," or follow you wherever you go and you'd never know we're
doing that cuz we're so secretive and big. We could! So watch it.
-FREAKAZOID: Say, here's a sound you don't wanna hear at three a.m.:
[Imitates the sound of a cat choking on a hairball]
# 4 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 9/30/95
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Poseidon Adventure Parody (W:Paul Rugg) - 0:36
Main Title: Hat
"And Fanboy is His Name" (W:Paul Dini, D:Scott Jeralds) - 10:48
When Freakazoid's current sidekick is severely milked, the eternally
sycophantic Fan Boy decides that he wants the job.
"Lawn Gnomes IV: Fun in the Sun" (W:John P. McCann, D:Turk Flipnutt) - 7:28
The very Nordic backstory of how the Lawn Gnomes got started on their
crusade against evil, involving Vikings, wizards, tall hats and a crow.
Freak's French Lesson: Frenching With Freakazoid - 0:39
A Gallic, beret-sporting Freak teaches us a useful Francophone phrase.
Raccoonnookkeeper! FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend ONCE IN THIS EPISODE
-[Freakazoid drinks a cup of tea and does an immediate spit-take.]
# 5 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 10/7/95
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In Stereo Where Available - 0:32
Main Title: Hat
"Foamy the Freakadog" (W:Paul Dini, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen) - 8:56
Freakazoid finds the sidekick of his dreams: a cute little rabid
head-biting doggie-thing!
Lord Bravery Introduction - 0:37
"Office Visit" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Eric Radomski) - 6:20
It's Lord Bravery versus bureaucracy when it's discovered that there's
already a bake shop called Lord Bravery's. What's in a name? Quite a lot,
actually.
Ode to Leonard Nimoy - 1:10
Fan Boy waxes poetic about his quest for a sacred object: Mr. Spock's
autograph.
Emergency Broadcast System (W:Tom Ruegger) - 1:07
This is only a test. If it had been an actual segment...oh, never mind.
Freak's Norwegian Lesson: Conversational Norwegian (W:Paul Dini) - 0:37
Freakazoid goes Scandanavian and teaches us how to identify the "Nor-whale"
in its own language.
Smiley Man FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend TWICE IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: Just keep telling yourself: It's only a TV show!
# 6 (Animal House) - 11/4/95
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Main Title: Dancing, Free Kazoo
"The Chip, Part 1" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Dan Riba) - 19:34 {2}
Mr. Jack Valenti acts as host for the action-packed story of Freakazoid's
origins, involving a flawed microchip, an eyepatch-wearing villain named
Guitierrez, a Scottish computer expert, an animal psychologist, a Tibetian
Monk who won't stop raking, and the MPAA's fascinating rating system.
On the Next "Freakazoid!" - 0:30
Bobbie's New Boyfriend FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend THREE TIMES IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: On paper it was funny...
# 7 (Animal House, Koko/Dong Yang/Seoul) - 11/11/95
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Main Title: Animated, Emmitt Nervend cameo
Previously on Freakazoid! - 2:00
"The Chip, Part 2" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Dan Riba) - 7:13
The breathless, wheezing conclusion to the saga of Freakazoid's origins.
A Musical Interlude--Tchaikovsky (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:32
"Freakazoid is History!" (W:Alan Burnett, D:Dan Riba) - 9:30 {1}
A routine job of rescuing the President turns into an unexpected TV
parody when a vortex sucks Freakazoid and some honey-roasted nuts back
to Pearl Harbor, circa 1941. Can he turn back the Japanese torpedo planes
and change the course of history, or will he just stand there gaping at
the hula girls?...Can I say that again? HULA GIRLS! HULA GIRLS!
Sexiest Man Alive FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend THREE TIMES IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: That was a keeper...
# 8 (Koko/Dong Yang/Seoul) - 11/18/95
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Main Title: Leaping
Interruption #1: I Love You (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:06
"Hot Rods From Heck!" (W:John P. McCann, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen) - 15:27 {1}
Longhorn, that singing, strumming bovine-boy, hatches a plan to use
robotic hot rods to steal a nuclear warhead; too bad he chooses to test
these criminal cars on the grandpa-bound Douglas Family! Before you can
say "plot point," Freakazoid's zooming into the fray in the Freakmobile.
How toyetic can you get?
Interruption #2: I Can See You (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:08
Huntsman Introduction - 1:30
"A Time For Evil" (W:John P. McCann, D:Jack Heiter) - 1:25
The Huntsman visits the police station in search of some crime to fight.
Huntsman Closing - 0:16
Interruption #3: Deep-Voiced Woman (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:08
Freakmobile Toy Line - 0:32
Freakazoid reaps the reward of his prominent use of the Freakmobile in
"Hot Rods From Heck!"
Mitch's Best Friend FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend TWICE IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID [caught making "Junior Birdmen" goggles]: What?
# 9 (Koko/Dong Yang/Seoul) - 11/25/95
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Booger Beast - 0:55
Steff is threatened by a gigantic, yucky nose-fluid creature. This causes
her to scream even louder than usual.
Main Title: Dancing, Free Kazoo
"Relax-O-Vision" (W:Paul Dini, D:Scott Jeralds) - 9:06
By the order of H.A. Futterman, the disturbingly violent bits in the
latest Freakazoid adventure are replaced by calming, mirthful images.
But this doesn't stop the Lobe from kidnapping Steff, who responds by
screaming some more.
"Fat Man and Boy Blubber" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Eric Radomski) 3:28
Two bulky but plucky superheroes save portly young Louis from a couple
of bullying dirtbags. But what is their price?
Limbo Lock-Up (W:Tom Ruegger) - 2:32
Freakazoid's virtuoso display of idiocy is interrupted by cyberspace's
"idiotic police," and he is left to choose between imprisonment and a fate
worse than death.
Huntsman Introduction - 1:32
"Terror Palace" (W:John P. McCann, D:Jack Heiter) - 1:38
The Horn of Urgency is sounded, and the Huntsman runs there in a jiffy.
Huntsman Closing - 0:16
Dan Riba's Barber EMMITT NERVEND'S BARBER
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Emmitt Nervend DAN RIBA
-FREAKAZOID: And now: a shot of a busy freeway. [Live-action
Relax-O-Vision shot of freeway]
# 10 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 12/16/95
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Main Title: Leaping
"In Arms Way" (W:Ken Segall, D:Dan Riba) - 8:09
While Freakazoid desperately roams the city in search of suitable
Christmas gifts for his friends, Arms Akimbo, that nasty gangster and
former print model, offers his unique "Oops Insurance" to various small
businessmen.
A Musical Interlude--Jingle Bells (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:24
"The Cloud" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds) - 11:02 {1}
In the remote Teutonic mountains of Schnitzel, a big spooky cloud seems
to be transforming people into clown zombies. Freakazoid arrives to solve
the mystery, aided by that stellar scientist and B-movie refugee Professor
Heiney.
Santa's Helper FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend TWICE IN THIS EPISODE
-FREAKAZOID: Hey! Who wants some pot roast and Cola?
# 11 (Studio Junio, Koko/Dong Yang) - 2/3/96
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Main Title: Leaping
"Next Time, Phone Ahead!" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Eric Radomski) - 12:37 {1}
In a, like, totally original plot development, an alien is left behind by
his mother ship and winds up in Dexter's backyard.
"Nerdator" (W:Paul Dini, D:Jack Heiter) - 7:16
Nerds are disappearing all over the world, and even in Buffalo. The
culprit is a huge metallic villain who plans to make himself a super-nerd,
leaving the world to be run by good-looking but vapid airheads.
Network Censor FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend AND SEND HIM HOME
-MO-RON/BO-RON: Eeeyeeh... [Forgets what he was going to say] Oh...
# 12 (Tama, Koko/Dong Yang) - 2/10/96
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Main Title: Hat
"House of Freakazoid" (W:Paul Dini, D:Scott Jeralds) - 8:01
It's a dark and stormy night, and Dexter's father is letting EVERYONE
up to Dexter's room, including Lonnie Tallbutt (no resemblance to Lon
Chaney Jr.), a guy with an unfortunate habit of turning into a werewolf.
It's up to Freakazoid to free Lonnie from this curse, or at least make
him look like a shaved terrier.
"Sewer or Later" (W:Kate Donohue, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen) - 11:40 {1}
Cobra Queen and her huge jewel-thieving serpents are holed up in the
poorly-lit sewer. It's Freakazoid's duty to go down there after her--
but he hates sewers! They smell like POO GAS! And he hates the smell
of POO GAS! Why should he have to smell POO GAS? Do you think we've
said POO GAS enough?
In Therapy FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend PLEASE!
-[Freakazoid is caught picking his nose. He looks up and sees us.]
FREAKAZOID: Oh! [He takes his finger out of there, looks at it in
alarm, puts his hands behind his back, looks at us again and speaks,
sheepishly:] Hi.
# 13 (Koko/Dong Yang/Seoul) - 2/17/96
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Deadpan - 1:20
An unbridledly excited disguise expert attempts her most daring
disguise yet: that of the blue guy.
Main Title: Leaping
"The Wrath of Guitierrez" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds) - 18:19 {2}
Our favorite evil computer-king, Armondo Guitierrez, finally gets
the chance to zap himself into the internet via the Pinnacle Chip.
Now Freakazoid must face his two most awesome tasks: Defeating
an all-powerful, blue Guitierrez, and finding a bowl in the game
"Amazing Castle."
Say Goodbye To EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
-FREAKAZOID: I hope the Humanitas Committee is watching...
# 14 (Koko) - 9/7/96
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Beany and Cecil Parody (W:Tom Ruegger) - 0:29
Main Title: Hat
"Dexter's Date" (W:Paul Rugg & Alan Burnett, D:Jack Heiter) - 18:42 {2}
Dexter's long-awaited date with Steff is interrupted by the Lobe,
who has a fiendish plan to cripple the TV broadcasting industry,
and an even more fiendish musical number to perform.
One time a space ship full of aliens came down and kidnapped our
writing staff. The aliens threatened to blow up the Earth with a
Solonite bomb unless the writing staff wrote a big, splashy musical
number for the Lobe. The writing staff worked for days on the song.
The aliens were so pleased with it that they agreed not to blow up
the Earth. So the next time someone says, "I don't know why they
did that real long musical number in Freakazoid," you can tell them.
You can tell them of the time a rag-tag group of cartoon writers saved
the earth from destruction. And that each new day that dawns over this
great, big blue planet of ours is due to these brave individuals.
-DEBBIE DOUGLAS: Have a good time now!
# 15 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 9/14/96
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Main Title: Leaping
"The Freakazoid" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Rich Arons & Jack Heiter) - 19:22 {2}
It's Freakazoid's birthday, and according to the Superhero Code Book,
he can't refuse any request--not even the Lobe's request to be free
from interference in his nefarious activities. Bum-bum-BUM!
Visit us on the WEB at http://www.com.com...com.com.com...com.com.comma
comma dom dooby do dum dum, breaking up is hard to do.
-COSGROVE: Cut it out!
# 16 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 9/28/96
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Main Title: Leaping
"Mission: Freakazoid" (W:John P. McCann, D:Rich Arons & Dave Marshall) -
19:31 {2}
Freakazoid and his friends travel to the brutal police state of Vuka
Nova to rescue the Douglas Family and a mime. This summary has been
brought to you by Anubis Market.
Who has a biscuit for me? Who does? Huh? Sound off, if you have a biscuit
for me, 'cause I really want one now. No one, huh? I'll remember this.
-[Anubis Market ad.]
# 17 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 11/16/96
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Main Title: Animated
"A Matter of Love" (W:Lisa Malone & Paul Rugg, D:Rich Arons) - 18:56 {2}
Cosgrove's got a girlfriend, but there are two problems: one, he doesn't
have time for Freakazoid anymore, and two, she's a centuries-old monster
who can light a candle with her nose. The course of monster love never did
run smooth. Mambo! Huggbees!
Interesting Fact:
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If you spin around while saying "Huggbees" three times real quick,
Pierre Salinger will appear. Only he'll have...a beard!
-PROFESSOR JONES: Freakazoid? Where are you? Oh, the pain, the pain!
# 18 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 11/2/96
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Joe's Very Own Story (W:John P. McCann & Tom Ruegger) - 1:10
Our Announcer's chilling tale gets considerably less interesting after
the network censor gets through with it.
Main Title: Dancing, Free Kazoo
"Virtual Freak" (W:Melody Fox & John P. McCann, D:Peter Shin) - 18:05 {2}
The mall was a nice, peaceful place until the new "Virtual Tussle" game
was installed. But now, Freakazoid and Cosgrove are getting zapped into
Virtual World, a couple of futuristic warriors are blasting the mall to
smithereens, and the Lobe is buying himself a big wide hat.
No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a homunculus.
-COSGROVE: Ha. That's funny.
# 19 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 11/9/96
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Technical Difficulties - 0:27
Main Title: Hat
"Hero Boy" (W: Wendell Morris, Tom Sheppard & Paul Rugg, D:Jack Heiter
& Rich Arons) - 18:31 {2}
Guitierrez is back once again, equipped with a world-vaporizing device,
an evil clone of Freakazoid, and a bald, whining assistant named Jocko.
Like the hero of his favorite TV show, Freakazoid must succeed!
Be sure to catch Jocko as feisty "King Moorgamy" in William
Puntell's THE BEACHNUT, now through June 15th at Bonnie Franklin's
Talent Castle.
-JEAN MACURDY: On behalf of Warner Animation I want to thank you
for enjoying our fine programming. Ah!
BOB DALY & TERRY SEMEL: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
# 20 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 5/31/97
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Busy Filler (W:John P. McCann) - 1:01
Cave Guy and Freakazoid slug it out on a yacht.
Main Title: Hat
Freak-a-Panel (W:John P. McCann) - 3:43
At a sci-fi convention, Freakazoid must contend with the villainy of Cave
Guy and the unpopularity of his show.
"Tomb of Invisibo" (W:Mitch Watson, S:John P. McCann, D:Rich Arons & Peter
Shin) - 14:42 {1}
Another one-sided round of roughhousing between Duncan and Dexter somehow
winds up unleashing a 3000 year-old invisible villain on the world.
Freakazoid must capture this fiend, but, like the song says, how do ya
find what you can't see?
The WB Network asked us to include a disclaimer apologizing to any Klingon-
Americans who might have been offended by our show. We aren't going to do
it. What's the WB gonna do? Cancel us? Big fat Klingons! Big fat Klingons!
Ha, ha, ha. So there.
-MENTAL PATIENT: You're very popular in a number of state institutions.
[Blows the raspberry and walks off laughing.]
# 21 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 2/7/97
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Main Title: Dancing, Free Kazoo
"Island of Dr. Mystico" (W:Jed Spingarn, D:Rich Arons & Dave Marshall) -
19:37 {2}
While flying a bunch of villains to the remote country of France,
Freakazoid's plane is brought down by an evil scientist who specializes
in combining humans with orangutans to form...wait for it..."Orangu-men."
Hosted by Leonard Maltin, the bearded guy who knows John Tesh personally.
The part of "The Island" was played by our mixing supervisor, Richard Freeman.
-STEFF: That was quite a jolt, Freak!
# 22 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 6/6/97
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Main Title: Leaping
"Statuesque" (W:John P. McCann, D:Peter Shin) - 19:20 {2}
Waylon Jeepers, giggling nut from Venice Beach, California, creates
a "Medusa Watch" capable of turning living matter into stone, follows
it up by summoning the well-known monster Vorn the Unspeakable, and
caps it all by turning Steff into a statue. A heartbroken Freakazoid
and his companions proceed to search the globe in pursuit of Jeepers,
Vorn, and really neat sunglasses.
If you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write
the cast of "Kirk" and tell them all about it in some detail.
-JEEPERS' NEIGHBOR: Aaagh! [Runs away.]
# 23 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 2/14/97
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Main Title: Dancing, Free Kazoo
"Two Against Freak" (W:Ken Segall, S:L. Randall Nogg, D:Rich Arons &
Jack Heiter) - 19:00 {2}
While Cosgrove is being followed around by the crew of "Real Life
Police," Roddy MacStew attempts to train Freakazoid in the art of
moving bricks via telekinesis. However, after hitting himself with
a brick all day, the lightning-haired one is in no shape to guard the
Diamond Hat of the Czars from the combined larcenous forces of Cave
Guy and Cobra Queen.
Epilogue
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Freakazoid, Cosgrove and Roddy went to Webby's Vest World. They
really enjoyed the experience. Then they went out and had some
apple juice and ham. Good for them!
-RODDY: By the soiled trousers of Argus!
# 24 (Koko/Dong Yang) - 6/1/97
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Main Title: Hat
"Normadeus" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Rich Arons & Dave Marshall) - 19:10 {2}
Driven out of his immense mind by his inability to construct a wooden
Freakazoid-eradicating device, the Lobe kidnaps the world's greatest
carpenter, PBS's Norm Abram, to build this dastardly invention.
Finger-chewing suspense ensues.
FREAKAZOID HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
-NORM ABRAM: You're an evil man!
COMPILATION EPISODES:
# 2A - 10/14/95
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Main Title
"The Cloud" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds)
"Candle Jack" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds)
Giggling Fool FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend TWO TIMES IN THIS EPISODE
SCREAM!
-[Emmitt Nervend cameo.]
# 4A - 12/9/95
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Freak's French Lesson: Frenching With Freakazoid
Main Title
"And Fanboy is His Name" (W:Paul Dini, D:Scott Jeralds)
Toby Danger Introduction
"Doomsday Bet" (W:Tom Minton)
Annie Award Winner FIND EMMITT NERVEND
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Emmitt Nervend ONCE IN THIS EPISODE
-[End tag same as for # 4]
# 5A - 6/16/96
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Interruption # 1: I Love You (W:Tom Ruegger)
Five Day Forecast (W:Tom Ruegger)
Main Title--Free Kazoo
Interruption # 2: I Can See You (W:Tom Ruegger)
"Candle Jack" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Scott Jeralds)
Interruption # 3: Deep-Voiced Woman (W:Tom Ruegger)
"Foamy the Freakadog" (W:Paul Dini, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen)
Please Stand By (W:Tom Ruegger)
Warning: Our announcer wasn't kidding. He really can see you. So stop it!
-FREAKAZOID: There's not much more where that came from!
# 6A - 12/20/96
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Main Title: Version Espanol
"The Chip, Part 1" (W:Paul Rugg, D:Dan Riba)
Next Time On "Freakazoid!"
[Gag credits same as for # 6]
-FREAKAZOID: Open your presents now! HURRY!
# 7A - 12/27/96
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[Contents same as for # 7]
[Gag credits same as for # 7]
-FREAKAZOID: Happy new year? I think so.
# 8A - 6/23/96
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Emergency Broadcast System (W:Tom Ruegger)
Main Title
"Hot Rods From Heck!" (W:John P. McCann, D:Ronaldo Del Carmen)
A Musical Interlude--Fur Elise (W:Tom Ruegger)
"The Lobe" (W:Tom Ruegger, D:Scott Jeralds)
Conversational Norwegian
A thought: Any chance we beat "60 Minutes?" Just wondering.
-[End tag same as for # 3]
# 22A - 11/29/96
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[Contents same as for # 22]
[Gag credit same as for # 22]
- FREAKAZOID: [Eating a turkey leg, speaks unintelligibly]
Notes:
* Episodes # 5A and 8A aired in prime-time.
* "Nerdator" was first broadcast on the night of 12/31/95 as part of the
so-called "Kids WB New Years' Eve Bash."
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