1st Meadowvale West Mohawk Wolf Cub Pack 2000-2001
Cub Corner...

Jokes

Cubs, here are some Halloween Jokes. Try some of these jokes out on your friends. Have Fun. 

From Bagheera.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?  
A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?  
A. Bone appetite!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?  
A. Day-scare centers

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?  
A. His ghoul friend

Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?  
A. Benjamin Frankenstein

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?  A. Ice Scream

Q. What's a monster's favorite play?  
A. Romeo and Ghouliet

Q. What do witches put on their hair?  
A. Scare spray

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  
A. Bamboo

Q. What's a haunted chicken? 
A. A poultry-geist

Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?  
A. Because he was in need of a light snack

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?  
A. Because of his coffin

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?  
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?  
A. They boo-kle their seatbelts

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?  
A. Count Duckula

Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?  
A. A cereal killer

Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?  
A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&Ms

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?   
A. Because everyone was a goblin! 

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?  
A. With a pumpkin patch

Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?  
A. His other fang

Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?  
A. Twick or Tweet

Q. What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?  
A. Tired Blood!! 

Q. Is it true that Witches are afraid of dead bodies?
A. Of corpse it is!!

Q. Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
A. He wants to uses them later for cold cuts!!

Q. Why did the Witch cross the road?
A. It was the chickens day off!! Booo! 

Q. What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?
A. A roller ghoster!!

Q.  What subject in school do witches like best?
A.  Spelling

Q.  Why didn't the skeleton go trick or treating?
A.  He had no body to go with.

Q.  What do you call a ghosts' mistake?
A.  A boo boo.

Q.  Whom did the ghost invite to his party?
A.  Anyone he could dig up.

Q.  Where do ghosts go shopping?
A.  In Boo-tiques.

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